Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere




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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

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" An attractive ... ( 1 week ago by colbymex)
" An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms." hahahah.....shes not even close to attractive haha
@colbymex, come on, ... ( 1 week ago by Szakal707)
@colbymex, come on, like you are prince charming
@gerald311441 Nice ... ( 1 week ago by TheMisterWeirdo)
@gerald311441 Nice one sherlock
"i spend my entire ... ( 1 week ago by MisszVersace)
"i spend my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this."
hahaha!
soo true about the "experts" on the news
It's a translation ... ( 6 days ago by JoeJimipac112742)
It's a translation of what the news actually says. lol
Ignorant comment ... ( 6 days ago by themvyguy)
Ignorant comment reflecting video's humor and subjective intent. More typical compliments others have said countless times.
"Quoting the video." Asking to thumb up my comment merely to hide the fact that my life is withering away thanks to Youtube.
Lol, it's all so ... ( 6 days ago by SaintGrench)
Lol, it's all so pointless and stupid that it's funny.
And here is some ... ( 5 days ago by zile15)
And here is some smart-ass comment with the funny quote from the video.
This is some ... ( 5 days ago by MonstahhB)
This is some serious bullshit.
This is the ... ( 4 days ago by offspringfreak66)
This is the greatest bullshit ever
i wish they had ... ( 4 days ago by 1217jesss)
i wish they had more of this bull shit on tv.
@SaintGrench To say ... ( 4 days ago by Lawl08)
@SaintGrench To say this is pointless is retarded. Why? Because this is EXACTLY how the news is. The Onion is pretty clever satire. Here's a demonstration of how media organizations function when reporting news, sometimes adding irrelevant shit to make the story sound more drastic. Next time you watch the news pay more attention.
top 5 funniest ... ( 4 days ago by rolythepro)
top 5 funniest things i have ever seen
@Lawl08 You ... ( 4 days ago by SaintGrench)
@Lawl08 You misinterpret what I said, that's not what I meant. I didn't mean that the video was pointless, just that everything happening in it was.
NEED MORE BULLSHIT ( 3 days ago by saradomin89898)
NEED MORE BULLSHIT
an attractive ... ( 2 days ago by TheShitHatemenow)
an attractive witness hahaha
131 anchormen ... ( 2 days ago by Marinesniper1000)
131 anchormen watched this video
this is bullshit ( 2 days ago by MrHandymanken)
this is bullshit
footage from ... ( 1 day ago by tacospartan)
footage from congress!
this is freakishly ... ( 1 day ago by Tidnull)
this is freakishly resemblant of my local news station.
that second email ... ( 8 hours ago by kickerpunter)
that second email pissed me off. the gov't should protect our neighborhoods?? seriously?? what are they supposed to do? we keep destroying the forests and to build houses. bears are not coming into your neighborhood, WE are coming into theirs. Plus, why do people freak when they see a bear anyway? leave it alone and your fine. I saw a bear in my neighborhood last year. I said "oh look a bear" an moved on.
"this bullshit has ... ( 8 hours ago by Yoetah)
"this bullshit has some broader implications" (howling)...lololol...
The Onion has me in tears!
now here's some ... ( 3 hours ago by superiormansex2011)
now here's some footage from congress XD
the onion is right up there with monty pithon
way too funny.. ... ( 2 hours ago by Yedgarian)
way too funny.. should have watched this in the morning not before bed time!! seriously LOLing



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